Countess Coloratura -- Razzle, Dazzle!

Time for the spectacle 
Time for the show 
The lights are bright and the colors glow 

I'm not just anypony 
I think you know 
The time is now, it's about to blow

Razzle dazzle 
Glitz and glam 
Turn it all up, it's a spectacle 

Give me more razzle dazzle
Glitter eyes, big suprise
Lights! Cameras!

Ah!

Razzle dazzle 
Glitz and glam 
Turn it all up, it's a spectacle 

Hear the applause 
Here to impress 
Not just a pony, I am the Countess!


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*WATCHES THE NEWEST MY LITTLE PONY EPISODE AT 2:00 AM LAST NIGHT*
*MAKES FANART AT 2:30 AM*


I HAVE FOUND MY NEW FAVORITE PONY LOL

MLP HAS LITERALLY MADE A LADY GAGA PONY IN THEIR NEWEST EPISODE. And we all thought Photofinish was the secret Gaga pony xD 

I have honestly not really enjoyed season 5, like idk man, it just???? Hasnt been as good as the other seasons??? But this suuuuuure made all the other episodes worth while XD


NOW LETS SIT BACK AND RELAX AS WE ALL HEAR BEULAH'S THOUGHT PROCESS AS SHE STARTED THE EPISODE LAST NIGHT B)


So I go to start it, and the little info thing about the episode says, "An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart." My first thought was "Oh yay! It's about a pop star, that's cool! Maybe there will be a cool song number or something!" So I start the episode and soon they reveal the name of the pop star, "Countess Coloratura."

.....Countess??? Wait....did she just say.... Countess??? Like the American Horror Story 'Countess'??? As in Lady Gaga??? Nahhh, it cant be, that's just me being that dumb obsessed fan, it's just stage name...

So I keep watching and Applejack appears confused by the pop singer's stage name, because she went to a camp with a filly named Coloratura, but that was too long of a name so Applejack shortened ColoRAturRA to "RaRa".

.....Hold up, this is getting super suspicious....RaRa?? Like "Rah! Rah! Ah, ah, ah!" As in Bad Romance??? There's nooooo way MLP is making a Lady Gaga pony....seriously Beulah, keep your cool, it's just a coincidence.....

THEN LO AND BEHOND, COUNTESS COLORATURA REVEALS HERSELF. BUT SHE DOESNT JUST SHOW UP. NAH SON, SHE SHOWS UP CONCEALED IN A GOLDEN DIAMOND BEING CARRIED ROYALLY BY 4 STALLIONS. Now what does that sound like??? Sounds like when she was concealed in a giant egg and her dancers carried her around ayyyyye??? THIS WAS WHEN I KNEW IT HAAAAD TO BE THE LADY GAGA PONE. AND SURE ENOUGH IT WAS. The yellow diamond opened up AND SHE'S WEARING THE BORN THIS WAY HAIR. Y'know, with the bun and her extra long hair hanging behind her??????? I just shat my pants when I saw this XD

THIS IS LIKE MY FAVORITE EPISODE 5EVER, I'M SCREAMING <3333333

AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF "Coloratura" is an Italian musical term that refers to the elaborate arrangement of a vocal melody, particularly in opera. Italian. Italian. I just want to both smile so hard and playfully smack Lady Gaga in the arm XD

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT I will say that Hasbro missed the golden opprotunity to make Countess Coloratura a unicorn???? Like omg yo, Highway Unicorn?? That opprotunity was right there aND YOU MISSED IT


Beulah Babe is probably so far up Countess Coloratura's butt like omg it's not even funny XD